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Disk No: 3032 Disk Title: Joke Talk (#3031 also) PC-SIG Version: S1 Program Title: Joke Talk (The Comedy Show) Author Version: 1.3 Author Registration: $29 Special Requirements: Graphic monitor. EGA/VGA and a hard drive recommen JOKE TALK, DOS Joke's big brother, performs computer shenanigans and talks through your PC's speaker as it does it. The joke telling portion displays a joke on the screen as it "speaks" it. The computer voice is easily understood and the jokes are nutty. For example, "My husband took me out for a royal evening; dinner at Burger King and dessert at Dairy Queen!" You can also play "Name That Tune." Only a few songs are included and while the sound is not CD quality, it is recognizable. Other portions of the program include famous person impressions, animal sounds, human sounds (same as DOS Joke), and the Candid Camera Show. The Candid Camera Show is interesting because it works like a screen saver by drawing attractive graphics on your computer screen when you're away. Its humor content comes from the human sounds, jokes, or animal sounds that are periodically injected. This is great when you leave your cubical at work and want to keep your co-workers on their toes. JOKE TALK also lets you take its library of sounds and words (59 in all) and create your own combinations. With 59 sounds and sentences, JOKE TALK is not the type of program you use to entertain yourself. However, it's a good demonstration of voice synthesis on the PC and has unlimited practical joke potential. PC-SIG 1030D East Duane Avenue Sunnyvale Ca. 94086 (408) 730-9291 (c) Copyright 1989 PC-SIG, Inc.
╔═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╗ ║ <<<< PC-SIG Disk #3032 JOKE TALK >>>> ║ ║ Disk 2 of 2 (also #3031) ║ ╠═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╣ ║ ║ ║ Installation of the files on this diskette will be called during the ║ ║ installation of Disk #1. Insert Disk #1, type "GO1" and follow the ║ ║ instructions. ║ ║ ║ ║ (c) Copyright 1992, PC-SIG Inc. ║ ╚═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╝
JOKE TALK (THE COMEDY SHOW) Vers 1.3 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ JOKE TALK is a new comedy package with REAL HUMAN SPEECH THAT WORKS THRU YOUR PC SPEAKER. This package is loaded with jokes, gags, riddles, one liners, sound effects and much more. The CANDID CAMERA SHOW, The NAME THAT TUNE GAME, FAMOUS PEOPLE IMPERSONATIONS are also included in this new comedy package. You can even play back any of the jokes, songs and sound effects in this package with the PC-TALK command. You can use this package to create your own custom joke files. * With REAL HUMAN SPEECH and DIGITIZED SOUND EFFECTS. * Play jokes on your family, friends and coworkers. * SYSTEM REQUIREMENTS: 256K memory, hard drive any graphic monitor (EGA/VGA recommended). * Designed to work on any IBM-PC Compatible. * To install JOKE TALK type INSTALLC * Type "RUNME" to start this new comedy package. * NOW THE PC CAN TALK. * Please register your shareware by sending only $ 29.00 to: CREATIVE SOFTWARE SOUNDS Inc. C.S.S. Inc. 3005 Glenmore Ave. Baltimore, MD 21214
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